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Gif animation based on detail of The Temptation of St Anthony by Jacques Callot, 1630.
this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.
Her deadpan delivery is just... *chef's kiss*
[transcription of video for anyone that might struggle to see the text]
I'm not here to criticize the younger generation. I'm just saying, theyre not making laundresses like they used to.
New girl joined our team last week, accidentally forgot she had to spot clean wool and started crying over it.
Listen, when I first started, I accidentally put a silk sheet in with the linens. did I lose myself in sorrow? No. I simply found a visiting knight that was getting a little too handsy with everyone around here, I led him to the laundry room, and then I.
pushed him into the boiling linen water.
I swore to the local clergy that he threw himself in and took the silk with him. His estate paid for the silk, and the girls and I had one less problem to deal with.
Listen, if you're going to be a laundress at the lord's house, you just got to make problems disappear.
