Anonymous asked:
any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?
thepuppyclub answered:
you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.
Gif animation based on detail of The Temptation of St Anthony by Jacques Callot, 1630.
this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.
Her deadpan delivery is just... *chef's kiss*
[transcription of video for anyone that might struggle to see the text]
I'm not here to criticize the younger generation. I'm just saying, theyre not making laundresses like they used to.
New girl joined our team last week, accidentally forgot she had to spot clean wool and started crying over it.
Listen, when I first started, I accidentally put a silk sheet in with the linens. did I lose myself in sorrow? No. I simply found a visiting knight that was getting a little too handsy with everyone around here, I led him to the laundry room, and then I.
pushed him into the boiling linen water.
I swore to the local clergy that he threw himself in and took the silk with him. His estate paid for the silk, and the girls and I had one less problem to deal with.
Listen, if you're going to be a laundress at the lord's house, you just got to make problems disappear.
have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!
who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods
That ball of shiny blue
Houses everybody anybody ever knew
-Chris Hadfield, “I.S.S. (Is Somebody Singing)”
if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement
one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal they’re trying to coax with little treats
they've told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge
also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me "you should check out the river at the end of the road, there's a tractor in it!" like he wasn't the one who put it there
This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL
Plotting, scheming, etc.
THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.
I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!
That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.
